I like many kinds of comics: from Bandes Desineés to Manga to the glorious works of Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman and Scott McCloud and Jeff Smith and many many others. But in the deepest recesses of my heart I remain (at least a little bit) a Marvel Zombie.
And as a faithful Marvel Zombie, for example, I’ve been buying the Amazing Spider-Man issues since 1990 or something. I bought (and enjoyed, most of the time) the Clone Saga and other atrocious events, more or less entertaining, but always with a childlike glee.

And for example, I was reading excited the beginning of the Ultimate Universe, enjoying the first issues of the Ultimates and Ultimate Spider-Man, and suprisingly due to the entertainment quality of the stories, I quickly began to care about these alternate versions of the Marvel heroes I grew up with. It was sometimes better than the old, regular Marvel Universe. Not bad for escapism.
Then, I read some time ago that the ultimate universe was going to end. And the teaser ran with Biblical references and the promise of big stuff happening, with Magneto involved. It looked exciting. Until I began to read the issues. Ew.
So, as a beginning, a big tidal wave just washes out New York City… something I already saw in THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. Can I say this was unoriginal, in the least?

Europe flash freezes, which also happened on the DAY AFTER TOMORROW. And at least, the movie had some sort of environmental warning message. In this comic, it was totally pointless, it was just Magneto’s whim. To punish the humans and mutants for de death of Pietro and Wanda, or whatever.
Then, lots of characters die pointless, disgusting, boring deaths. The body count was so high I just stopped caring, even if Jeph Loeb was butchering lots of characters I liked. One of the most gruesome scenes has the blob eating the entrails of the Wasp (what for?) then, giant man bites his head off (“it was only personal”) and goes to explode, with suicide bomber Jamie Madroxes (Jamie Madri?) crawling all over him. Like that. Yes, it sounds pretty stupid. And it is! Did I mention it was also boring?

And Magneto forcing Jamie Madrox to replicate over and over and over is not original either. We all saw that in the AGE OF APOCALYPSE, and that was not so long ago. Ah, and in AoA, Madrox also lost his mind and died in the end. That was another totally original idea, Mr. Loeb!
After reading the third issue of that series, I just felt like that character from Huxley’s BRAVE NEW WORLD, John the Savage, after watching a boring, action-packed, plotless “feely” film. He was so shocked, he told Lenina, his date what he thought about that “entertainment” experience:
“I don’t think you ought to see things like that,” he said, making haste to transfer from Lenina herself to the surrounding circumstances the blame for any past or possible future lapse from perfection.
“Things like what, John?”
“Like this horrible film.”
“Horrible?” Lenina was genuinely astonished. “But I thought it was lovely.”
“It was base,” he said indignantly, “it was ignoble.”
And that’s a nice way to sum up what ULTIMATUM was about. It was base. It was ignoble. It was certainly a sad, disgusting, pointless, unworthy ending for the Ultimate Universe. I just don’t care how it ends. I think I will ignore this last event happened.